Vinti Singh’s blog

"God doesn't have to go to school. God knows everything." - my philosophy professor

i will be traveling very soon once again. right after graduation (literally, like right after the ceremony is over) my family will be heading over to denver because my dad is going to another dental conference there. he wanted me to come along so we could get some second opinions on my mouth situation (btw, the braces are coming off as soon as i go home!)

ok, so here's the deal. there is soooo much i want to blog about but i am worried about the wrong eyes seeing the content, like 

so over the past couple of days i've been feeling sick every time i eat. which means my wonderful digestive troubles are probably returning. which means i'll probably start losing weight uncontrollably again. right when i was starting to return to normalcy. 

Let’s recap the hills again even though I should go to sleep or at the very least work on my philosophy paper.

Heidi Is trying to befriend audrina, who is lauren’s best friend. Lauren is heidi’s worst enemy. Just throwing that in there just in case you just came back from your five year search for the truth deep in the woods where you mostly meditated. Otherwise, you have no reason not to know that already.

Heidi and audrina grab lunch. Heidi says, “it’s so relaxing to have lunch again” and she totally meant “with you” but audrina pretends not to realize that and says, “yeah I have been going non-stop.” To which heidi is like, “it’s nice to be able to talk TO YOU again…” You can’t get out of that one ‘drina. Heidi says she and ‘drina should have a girl’s night out and audrina nods in a terrified kind of way. I feel like audrina is the nice friend that everyone kind of walks over. Hmm. No comment. Ok actually one comment. If you walk all over her too much, she will eventually get really pissed off at your asses and completely abandon you dumb bitches. Personal experience. Yeah.

Lauren is at People’s Revolution where Whitney now works. In the last episode, Whitney got a job there and Lauren came to visit her at work and kind of hung around until they offered her a job and Lauren gave Whitney this look like should I take it? And Whitney was all like yeah! (not. I left teen vogue solely to escape hearing you bitch about your life and pretending to care). So today, she is being Whitney’s helper and the manager lady asks her to do all these tasks and then complains, “oh my god you are so slow.” That’s some real world criticism. Is that allowed on the glorification of Lauren show?

Spencer in his sister’s apartment. He finds out his sister is hanging out with heidi tonight, and then finds out where they are going, I’m assuming to stalk her.

Downtown. Sexy people everywhere. I love their scene setting shots. Girls at the club. Spencer’s sister complains about spencer and heidi laughs a little too hard. I feel like she is really going out of her way to show audrina she hates spencer now.

Ok, I don’t feel like doing this anymore. I hope you enjoyed.  

wow so many things are just going wrong lately. 

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Ok, so I love wearing saris. They are so elegant. Here's a white person (specifically Liz Hurley) wearing a sari. i'm happy to see someone outside my culture embracing it, but at the same time, i can't help but think "step off, bitch. you haven't suffered the indian sufferings so why do you get to enjoy the benefits?" but then again i think she pulled it off really well and really respectfully and didn't, like, exploit it. and it's also a really pretty sari. 

I can't believe i spelled "calendar" right on the first try and didn't get the red-you-suck-squiggle. so here's what i'm excited about: